someone who’s never played a metal gear game please explain this gif


an old grandpa wiggling his titties on top of a tank for his debut music video while his back up dancers shoot innocent civilians 

Rick Santorum: Chief of Police.

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Anonymous sent: Fav anime??!!


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So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.



i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  


genuinely sorry for the people who tried to talk to me and were disappointed by how uncool i am

Adult women are now the largest demographic in gaming



Congratulations, gamer girls—you’re officially at the top of the food chain when it comes to games. A new study released by the Entertainment Software Association has revealed that adult women now occupy the largest demographic in the gaming industry. Women over 18 made up a whopping 36 percent of the gaming population, followed by adult men at 35 percent. 

I anxiously await pigeon dating themed shooters.

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One time I was at a church retreat and a bunch of us were all talking and playing cards. Well I ran out of soda just as my friend was getting up to get a refill so I shouted to him "Hey, Bryan, Mountain Dew me.” Do you see where this is going because I did not. 

You guys, I literally shouted a phrase that sounded like “Mount and do me” in a room full of very conservative people. I did not share this near death experience for 22 notes.

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when you have people on your skype but they never message you


when you’re too shy to message them first


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if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious


meeting people who like anime is either very good or very bad. 

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